I work at Maroone chevrolet of miami & deal with a large quantity of retards but just recently I found there king & I thought you should know this because frankly its hilarious this guy has a 06 chevy cobalt SS (ownership of this car automaticly qualifies him as a retard) the first time I met this guy he brought his car in because his clutch was slipping & he tryed to feed me some bullshit that it had been that way since he bought it so I would fix it under warranty so I test drove the car & as soon as I pulled out of the dealer the clutch sliped like there was no tomorrow (btw the car only has 4,000 mi on the clock) so I told him that the only way this car would be repaired under warranty was if my boss singed off on it so the guy confesses that he races the car & that he dose massive burn outs so the guy talks to my boss & my boss actualy cut him a break & approved the job as a good will because of his grandfather who has baught like 15 lunch trucks from us so I did the job replaced the flywheel (which was too warped to resurface due to over heating) pressure plate & lutch disk & sent him on his way that was 2months ago I thought that chapter of my life was over oh no as I was going to lunch last week on sat. I saw the cobalt on a flatbed coming in to the dealer I thought I was gonna barf so I walked over to see what was going on the guy says he started the car & herd a noise coming from the super charger shut it off & had it towed here so I got some guys & we pushed it to my bay when I pulled off the silicone coupler from the throtle body I saw a threaded hole in the intake pipe (curious I thought to myself) when I opened the throtle plate with my hand there were metal shaveings every where so I removed the drive belt to find the supercharger siezed I removed the supercharger metal all over the intakemanifold & there was a strange purple pinkish film all inside the intake & supercharger when I smelled the film it was methanol it turns out the hole in the intake pipe was for an injector he had a methonal kit in the car I found the pipeing & the wiring he had hid it so my boss comes over sees the car pisses his pants laughing & says bitch gotta pay $1500 for the supercharger & 10 hr. for removeal engine cleaning & supercharger installation thats what he gets for being a homo ricer who drives like shit every where he goes
