Well, some of you may know....most don't. I came up single back in January and hit the ground running with a couple of chicks. Heres one of my fav girls getting owned and caught in a lie. 
And this ladies and gents...is why I say fuck relationships.
[08:07] lowriskscc: Good morning.
[08:07] thug35: good morning
[08:08] thug35: i see you have many female admirers on facebook
[08:08] lowriskscc: Do i?
[08:08] thug35: ya you do
[08:08] lowriskscc: O.
[08:09] lowriskscc: Where do you see that?
[08:10] thug35: profile
[08:12] thug35: u arent mine to claim so i caqnt say anything about it.....
[08:12] lowriskscc: Not much to say anything about really...
[08:12] lowriskscc: all I see is one girl really....
[08:12] lowriskscc: Andrea.....thats pretty much it.
[08:12] thug35: yep
[08:13] lowriskscc: Nothing to worry about there.
[08:14] lowriskscc: So what did you do yesterday?
[08:15] thug35: nothing watched tv with my pug and a movie with him
[08:15] lowriskscc: Just sat around the house all day?
[08:16] thug35: yep, helped my parents do some things went to kmart then came home oh ya and church
[08:17] lowriskscc: I thought I saw your car yesterday...
[08:17] thug35: where at?
[08:17] lowriskscc: driving in kw
[08:17] lowriskscc: but couldn't have been.
[08:17] thug35: nah not me
[08:17] lowriskscc: damn.....
[08:18] lowriskscc: Your a bad liar.
[08:18] thug35: my car is leaking oil too bad to make that trip. plus im broke
[08:18] lowriskscc: I saw you at FYE yesterday around 4pm with 2 dudes.
[08:18] lowriskscc: I drove right by you.....
[08:19] lowriskscc: In a gold sedan
[08:19] lowriskscc: 2 scubby looking dudes.
[08:19] lowriskscc: You just got tested.....
[08:19] lowriskscc: you fails. lol.
[08:20] thug35: u can ask my mom i was with her yesterday
[08:20] lowriskscc: Guess, I can't say anything about since your not mine to claim....
[08:20] lowriskscc: bullshit.
[08:20] lowriskscc: theres only one 90 lb chick that drives a black firebird....
[08:21] lowriskscc: not only that Belen, but that year, and trim level is a rare one....
[08:21] lowriskscc: not many Firebirds with those rims.
[08:21] thug35: ya me and danielle have the exact same car
[08:21] lowriskscc: Not many girls look like you either.
[08:21] lowriskscc: It was you....
[08:22] lowriskscc: I got you caught up in a lie....so humor me, come clean once and for all....whats the lie for?
[08:22] lowriskscc: H/o
[08:22] thug35: there is no reason for it! Plus why wouldnt you say hi if you saw me
[08:22] lowriskscc: This is your one oppertunity to save this.
[08:23] lowriskscc: simple....I saw an oppertunity to test you.
[08:23] lowriskscc: I had this shit planned since 4 pm yesterday.
[08:23] lowriskscc: Seriously.....whats the reason.
[08:24] lowriskscc: If you got a man.....fuck it say it, ill creep with the best of em
[08:24] thug35: interesting, but Sunday is the one day i like to stay home I ate with my family at Key Colony Inn, went to church and watch the Simpsons and family guy, etc..
[08:24] thug35: I aint got a man
[08:24] lowriskscc: but yesterday you came to KW
[08:24] lowriskscc: and was standing with your back to FYE talking to two dirty ass guys.
[08:25] lowriskscc: either you can cowboy the fuck up and start telling me some truth....
[08:25] lowriskscc: or you can cut your losses and run the other direction.
[08:26] lowriskscc: I don't give a shit who ya hang out with, who ya fuck, who ya suck....not my concern....but when you jack my time off and lie to me...then its a personal problem that I will deal with.
[08:27] lowriskscc: What you do in your free time is your deal.....don't bring me into bullshit.
[08:27] thug35: i dont cheat on anyone
[08:27] lowriskscc: Nah.....really? I dun give a shit.
[08:27] lowriskscc: I just wanna know whats up with the bullshit....
[08:28] lowriskscc: real simple.
[08:28] thug35: i have given you my trust, time and body and loyalty
[08:28] lowriskscc: hahahaha
[08:28] lowriskscc: You gave me a headache, a lie, and wasted like 5 hours of my life.
[08:28] lowriskscc: Now I want the truth....
[08:28] lowriskscc: I already know the truth.....just not the why.
[08:28] lowriskscc: so fill me in please.
[08:29] thug35: whats the truth?
[08:29] lowriskscc: Truth is, yesterday you were in KW
[08:29] lowriskscc: Truth is.....your hiding something from me, and have been hiding something.
[08:29] thug35: you know i cant surprise you with shit, i was buying you something and trying to be sneaky, but that shit dont work with me
[08:30] lowriskscc: Id like to know exactly what it is Ive gotten myself into so I can evaluate the risks im taking.
[08:30] lowriskscc: with two guys eh?
[08:30] thug35: i dont have a boyfriend the two guys you saw me talking to are not my boyfriends
[08:30] thug35: i know them from town, they were in their own car, they just happen to see me
[08:30] thug35: happy now?
[08:30] lowriskscc: Nope.
[08:31] thug35: you wanna know what i bought you too
[08:31] thug35: ?
[08:31] lowriskscc: Nope.
[08:31] lowriskscc: Funny.....
[08:31] lowriskscc: my last girlfriend looked me in the eyes and told me "Baby id never lie to you"
[08:31] lowriskscc: I think you did the same to me out on the beach
[08:32] thug35: i wasnt lying i was trying to surprise you, big difference
[08:32] lowriskscc: Well, you damn sure didn't suprize me with this shit today...
[08:32] lowriskscc: You lied....no suprize there.
[08:34] thug35: ok
[08:35] lowriskscc: The suprize story is a cover.
[08:35] lowriskscc: so whats the REAL fuckin deal....
[08:35] lowriskscc: explain it to me, maybe youll start to make a bit more sence to me.
[08:35] thug35: that is the deal
[08:36] lowriskscc: And the other night....with the bridge mix up....omg full-o-shit.
[08:36] lowriskscc: heres my guess on how that went down...
[08:36] lowriskscc: I think
[08:36] thug35: u saw the text messages i had sent!
[08:36] lowriskscc: You do have a man, and it took you longer than expected to get out of the house.
[08:37] thug35: lol, im not a cheater
[08:37] lowriskscc: ill fuck ya on the side, drop you off and shake his fuckin hand....I don't give a shit.
[08:37] thug35: im not that girl
[08:37] lowriskscc: I aint that guy that you can bullshit and get away with it
[08:38] lowriskscc: So why lie if you weren't doing anything?
[08:38] lowriskscc: You only lie when your doing dirt
[08:38] lowriskscc: from what you told me.....that was some pretty innocent shit.
[08:38] lowriskscc: doesn't add up.
[08:38] thug35: i told u the story
[08:38] lowriskscc: You told me a second lie....with some truth
[08:39] lowriskscc: You admitted that you were in kW...big deal, already knew that shit.
[08:39] thug35: i am innocent, im not a cheater, manipulator
[08:39] lowriskscc: Why were you in KW, and why did you feel the need to lie.
[08:39] lowriskscc: innocent people don't lie.
[08:40] thug35: i was buying u something!
[08:40] lowriskscc: ok what
[08:41] lowriskscc: got a recipt?
[08:41] thug35: ya
[08:41] thug35: i do
[08:41] lowriskscc: Good save it.
[08:41] lowriskscc: I wanna see it
[08:41] thug35: fine
[08:41] lowriskscc: whad ya buy
[08:42] thug35: you'll see when u see the receipt
[08:42] lowriskscc: You could just tell me now....
[08:42] lowriskscc: since Im going to see anyways.
[08:43] thug35: some funny gag things
[08:44] thug35: and something else...
[08:44] lowriskscc: Oh...and I got allllllllot of friends in that store.
[08:44] lowriskscc:
[08:44] thug35: good
[08:44] lowriskscc: You realize without this recipt....were done.
[08:45] lowriskscc: so if you "loose" it....your shit outta luck
[08:45] lowriskscc: Might wanna hold onto it..
[08:45] thug35: ya i got u
[08:45] lowriskscc: Thats if....im worth all this trouble.
[08:46] thug35: u r to me, but what am i worth to u
[08:46] lowriskscc: we will find out won't we.
[08:46] lowriskscc: But I told you something in the past...
[08:46] lowriskscc: about not ever giving me a reason to test your integrity.
[08:47] lowriskscc: You gave me a reason.
[08:48] thug35: u need to realize that i wouldnt hurt you
[08:48] thug35: i dont care how many other girls have said it, im different
[08:48] thug35: i actually wanted this to work
[08:48] lowriskscc: Well, you just set yourself back huuuuge.
[08:51] lowriskscc: Your not different.....you are not a unique snow flake...there are many just like you.
[08:51] lowriskscc: and I will continue to see you that way until you prove otherwise.
[08:53] thug35: ouch
[08:54] lowriskscc: Thats exactly how I felt when you lied to me.
[08:54] lowriskscc: funny....how we could feel the same thing from two totally diff things huh
[08:57] thug35: look, u win, ill show u the receipt just to prove im not a liar or scandelous
[08:57] lowriskscc: You are a liar
[08:58] lowriskscc: you are scandelous, and I always win.
[08:58] thug35: sorry u feel that way and im glad u always win
[09:00] lowriskscc: Me too....its the best feeling in the world...winning.
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And this ladies and gents...is why I say fuck relationships.
[08:07] lowriskscc: Good morning.
[08:07] thug35: good morning
[08:08] thug35: i see you have many female admirers on facebook
[08:08] lowriskscc: Do i?
[08:08] thug35: ya you do
[08:08] lowriskscc: O.
[08:09] lowriskscc: Where do you see that?
[08:10] thug35: profile
[08:12] thug35: u arent mine to claim so i caqnt say anything about it.....
[08:12] lowriskscc: Not much to say anything about really...
[08:12] lowriskscc: all I see is one girl really....
[08:12] lowriskscc: Andrea.....thats pretty much it.
[08:12] thug35: yep
[08:13] lowriskscc: Nothing to worry about there.
[08:14] lowriskscc: So what did you do yesterday?
[08:15] thug35: nothing watched tv with my pug and a movie with him
[08:15] lowriskscc: Just sat around the house all day?
[08:16] thug35: yep, helped my parents do some things went to kmart then came home oh ya and church
[08:17] lowriskscc: I thought I saw your car yesterday...
[08:17] thug35: where at?
[08:17] lowriskscc: driving in kw
[08:17] lowriskscc: but couldn't have been.
[08:17] thug35: nah not me
[08:17] lowriskscc: damn.....
[08:18] lowriskscc: Your a bad liar.
[08:18] thug35: my car is leaking oil too bad to make that trip. plus im broke
[08:18] lowriskscc: I saw you at FYE yesterday around 4pm with 2 dudes.
[08:18] lowriskscc: I drove right by you.....
[08:19] lowriskscc: In a gold sedan
[08:19] lowriskscc: 2 scubby looking dudes.
[08:19] lowriskscc: You just got tested.....
[08:19] lowriskscc: you fails. lol.
[08:20] thug35: u can ask my mom i was with her yesterday
[08:20] lowriskscc: Guess, I can't say anything about since your not mine to claim....
[08:20] lowriskscc: bullshit.
[08:20] lowriskscc: theres only one 90 lb chick that drives a black firebird....
[08:21] lowriskscc: not only that Belen, but that year, and trim level is a rare one....
[08:21] lowriskscc: not many Firebirds with those rims.
[08:21] thug35: ya me and danielle have the exact same car
[08:21] lowriskscc: Not many girls look like you either.
[08:21] lowriskscc: It was you....
[08:22] lowriskscc: I got you caught up in a lie....so humor me, come clean once and for all....whats the lie for?
[08:22] lowriskscc: H/o
[08:22] thug35: there is no reason for it! Plus why wouldnt you say hi if you saw me
[08:22] lowriskscc: This is your one oppertunity to save this.
[08:23] lowriskscc: simple....I saw an oppertunity to test you.
[08:23] lowriskscc: I had this shit planned since 4 pm yesterday.
[08:23] lowriskscc: Seriously.....whats the reason.
[08:24] lowriskscc: If you got a man.....fuck it say it, ill creep with the best of em
[08:24] thug35: interesting, but Sunday is the one day i like to stay home I ate with my family at Key Colony Inn, went to church and watch the Simpsons and family guy, etc..
[08:24] thug35: I aint got a man
[08:24] lowriskscc: but yesterday you came to KW
[08:24] lowriskscc: and was standing with your back to FYE talking to two dirty ass guys.
[08:25] lowriskscc: either you can cowboy the fuck up and start telling me some truth....
[08:25] lowriskscc: or you can cut your losses and run the other direction.
[08:26] lowriskscc: I don't give a shit who ya hang out with, who ya fuck, who ya suck....not my concern....but when you jack my time off and lie to me...then its a personal problem that I will deal with.
[08:27] lowriskscc: What you do in your free time is your deal.....don't bring me into bullshit.
[08:27] thug35: i dont cheat on anyone
[08:27] lowriskscc: Nah.....really? I dun give a shit.
[08:27] lowriskscc: I just wanna know whats up with the bullshit....
[08:28] lowriskscc: real simple.
[08:28] thug35: i have given you my trust, time and body and loyalty
[08:28] lowriskscc: hahahaha
[08:28] lowriskscc: You gave me a headache, a lie, and wasted like 5 hours of my life.
[08:28] lowriskscc: Now I want the truth....
[08:28] lowriskscc: I already know the truth.....just not the why.
[08:28] lowriskscc: so fill me in please.
[08:29] thug35: whats the truth?
[08:29] lowriskscc: Truth is, yesterday you were in KW
[08:29] lowriskscc: Truth is.....your hiding something from me, and have been hiding something.
[08:29] thug35: you know i cant surprise you with shit, i was buying you something and trying to be sneaky, but that shit dont work with me
[08:30] lowriskscc: Id like to know exactly what it is Ive gotten myself into so I can evaluate the risks im taking.
[08:30] lowriskscc: with two guys eh?
[08:30] thug35: i dont have a boyfriend the two guys you saw me talking to are not my boyfriends
[08:30] thug35: i know them from town, they were in their own car, they just happen to see me
[08:30] thug35: happy now?
[08:30] lowriskscc: Nope.
[08:31] thug35: you wanna know what i bought you too
[08:31] thug35: ?
[08:31] lowriskscc: Nope.
[08:31] lowriskscc: Funny.....
[08:31] lowriskscc: my last girlfriend looked me in the eyes and told me "Baby id never lie to you"
[08:31] lowriskscc: I think you did the same to me out on the beach
[08:32] thug35: i wasnt lying i was trying to surprise you, big difference
[08:32] lowriskscc: Well, you damn sure didn't suprize me with this shit today...
[08:32] lowriskscc: You lied....no suprize there.
[08:34] thug35: ok
[08:35] lowriskscc: The suprize story is a cover.
[08:35] lowriskscc: so whats the REAL fuckin deal....
[08:35] lowriskscc: explain it to me, maybe youll start to make a bit more sence to me.
[08:35] thug35: that is the deal
[08:36] lowriskscc: And the other night....with the bridge mix up....omg full-o-shit.
[08:36] lowriskscc: heres my guess on how that went down...
[08:36] lowriskscc: I think
[08:36] thug35: u saw the text messages i had sent!
[08:36] lowriskscc: You do have a man, and it took you longer than expected to get out of the house.
[08:37] thug35: lol, im not a cheater
[08:37] lowriskscc: ill fuck ya on the side, drop you off and shake his fuckin hand....I don't give a shit.
[08:37] thug35: im not that girl
[08:37] lowriskscc: I aint that guy that you can bullshit and get away with it
[08:38] lowriskscc: So why lie if you weren't doing anything?
[08:38] lowriskscc: You only lie when your doing dirt
[08:38] lowriskscc: from what you told me.....that was some pretty innocent shit.
[08:38] lowriskscc: doesn't add up.
[08:38] thug35: i told u the story
[08:38] lowriskscc: You told me a second lie....with some truth
[08:39] lowriskscc: You admitted that you were in kW...big deal, already knew that shit.
[08:39] thug35: i am innocent, im not a cheater, manipulator
[08:39] lowriskscc: Why were you in KW, and why did you feel the need to lie.
[08:39] lowriskscc: innocent people don't lie.
[08:40] thug35: i was buying u something!
[08:40] lowriskscc: ok what
[08:41] lowriskscc: got a recipt?
[08:41] thug35: ya
[08:41] thug35: i do
[08:41] lowriskscc: Good save it.
[08:41] lowriskscc: I wanna see it
[08:41] thug35: fine
[08:41] lowriskscc: whad ya buy
[08:42] thug35: you'll see when u see the receipt
[08:42] lowriskscc: You could just tell me now....
[08:42] lowriskscc: since Im going to see anyways.
[08:43] thug35: some funny gag things
[08:44] thug35: and something else...
[08:44] lowriskscc: Oh...and I got allllllllot of friends in that store.
[08:44] lowriskscc:
[08:44] thug35: good
[08:44] lowriskscc: You realize without this recipt....were done.
[08:45] lowriskscc: so if you "loose" it....your shit outta luck
[08:45] lowriskscc: Might wanna hold onto it..
[08:45] thug35: ya i got u
[08:45] lowriskscc: Thats if....im worth all this trouble.
[08:46] thug35: u r to me, but what am i worth to u
[08:46] lowriskscc: we will find out won't we.
[08:46] lowriskscc: But I told you something in the past...
[08:46] lowriskscc: about not ever giving me a reason to test your integrity.
[08:47] lowriskscc: You gave me a reason.
[08:48] thug35: u need to realize that i wouldnt hurt you
[08:48] thug35: i dont care how many other girls have said it, im different
[08:48] thug35: i actually wanted this to work
[08:48] lowriskscc: Well, you just set yourself back huuuuge.
[08:51] lowriskscc: Your not different.....you are not a unique snow flake...there are many just like you.
[08:51] lowriskscc: and I will continue to see you that way until you prove otherwise.
[08:53] thug35: ouch
[08:54] lowriskscc: Thats exactly how I felt when you lied to me.
[08:54] lowriskscc: funny....how we could feel the same thing from two totally diff things huh
[08:57] thug35: look, u win, ill show u the receipt just to prove im not a liar or scandelous
[08:57] lowriskscc: You are a liar
[08:58] lowriskscc: you are scandelous, and I always win.
[08:58] thug35: sorry u feel that way and im glad u always win
[09:00] lowriskscc: Me too....its the best feeling in the world...winning.
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