ok, this killed me

[HellaSFLDan]

I guess I plan my masturbation around my poop schedule lol

 

[tmwnn88]

Well yea I guess if you life the seat up, never thought about that. But no way in hell could I pee and poop with the seat down and a full hard on. I've tried, but luckily I can do one or the other. Yes, I'm talking about how I poop/pee, wanna fight about it?

its sfl wouldnt surprise me lol

Why do you keep editing your posts? Trying to be slick? I threatened to kill a drill instructor in his sleep and then told the shrink I want out because what they tell you in the recruiter office as far as the contract goes, is different than the actual contract you sign. How this has to do with you tiny dick, is beyond me.

relax meng dont get sandy. You posted some crap I posted some other crap its sfl this shit happens :bigthumbu and EVERYONE knows the contracts they offer you are different from what you actually have to sign before they own your ass like their personal property. At least you acted all crazy and got sent home with a discharge rather than a body bag

 

[FlyinFINN]

I guess I plan my masturbation around my poop schedule lol

It's usually in the morning with morning wood and I had a big dinner the night before I go into the bathroom all blurry eyed, sit down and hear :thump:, look down and my dick is sticking out the bowl and im like FAUUKK and you have to hold specific muscles to either poop first or stand up a little and angle it down to pee first.

relax meng dont get sandy. You posted some crap I posted some other crap its sfl this shit happens :bigthumbu and EVERYONE knows the contracts they offer you are different from what you actually have to sign before they own your ass like their personal property. At least you acted all crazy and got sent home with a discharge rather than a body bag

Yea I'm happy how things ended up.

 

[SKINNY D]

why the ski mask... like im sure any girl looking for a man is not gunna want to look at this terrorist lookalike, and would rather him have crazy acne lol... but whatever this is old as FUUH!!!

 

[FlyinFINN]

If it's so old and you knew about it, why are you asking about the ski mask. It's all fake...

 

[s0loWkooPi]

seen it on supra forums. shit made me fall off my chair.

 

[Vas]

seen it on supra forums. shit made me fall off my BFs lap.

yeah, it is pretty funny

 

[FlyinFINN]

Haha.

 

[QbanZDrifter]

Old

Yes, but always funny. I wonder if he laughs at his own storys

 

[Mr. Steef]

WTF!

 

[JS]

Wow, I just read all that shit, and wow. Kid needs to get a life and some strange. And stop taking Chris' doll. ^You gonna get that shit back Chris??

 

[AlexTheGreat00]

Summary of his story lol I cried from laughing so hard!

Umm, is that a picture of himself on his computer?

 

[FlyinFINN]

Yea a few people asked the same question. I'm sure the pic on his computer was there for some underlaying reason.