Desired Username: Coconutmnky
Real name: Coconut Monkey
Age: 20
Location: The Interwebs
Email:
coconutracing@gmail.com
Car specs: Bilstein shocks, solid bushings, sport suspension springs, 190 estimated whp
Poser?: Yes
What in life are you good at?: Understeering
Why do you want to be a member here and how can you contribute to ZipTied?: I don't really want to be a member, just fuckin around
How much REAL driving experience do you have? (here is where you post your pictures or videos showing your stuff): I've been to a few skidpads, autocross, played Forza while taking a shit
Other stuff of interest: KFC
Pictures of the last person you fucked (or, fucked you): Hand
Vouches: Hand
Finally, tell us a story about you: (Put some fucking thought into this. Don't write 2 words and think this question is a joke)
This one time, I was walking to CVS. I was going to buy some swim goggles. I bought some, then went to the pool.
At the pool, I met my friend Joel. We hung around the pool, swimming and shit, and then we saw some black guys. We were like "yo, lets go say sup".
They called us "cracker ass mufuckas", and there was a huge fight, and my mom got scared and said "your moving with you're auntie and uncle in bel-air"
I whistled for a cab and when it came near, the license said fresh and had some dice in the mirror, if anything i thought this cab was rare but i said naw forget it yo home to bel-air
I pulled up to a house about 7 or 8 and yelled to hte cabbie yo home smell ya later, lookin at my house i was finally there, to settle my throne as the prince of bel-air
So that's me, what do i win?