failures of 2009

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Noticed im failing alot this year so far so ima make a list and update it for lawls

1. Bought frank's car. lol jk i love my car, although some shit was rele sloppy im happy with it...
2. Drifted at countyline the following week and got pulled over for my exhaust 5 mins before reaching my house, were then the cop figured out i was driving no ins. or registration. (4th of july at 12:05)
3. I drove my car into a puddle and prob bent a rod, my motor knocks now.
4. I got a d on a math test and im forced to quit my job and i cant do my swap this weekend cuz im grounded...
5. Wasting time with car and not fucking hs chicks
6. I "fisted this one chick but u cuddnt stick my peter in" :laugh:
7. I prob wont b able to drift again till report cards come out...
8. This sig is a fail in itself towards me... [15-09, 23:31] dacocoprince : YO CHRIS JACKSON....IMA LET U FINISH TALKING.....BUT JUAN HAS THE BEST FAILURES OF 2009
9. I got jumped by 3 little black kids today over candy... have a big ass bump behind my ear....
10. Letting both chris' cook at the bbq lol
11. buying a motor with bad compression...

i think u guys should add and make ur own fails its like the fml of sfl lol, do we start with emil's motor mounts??
 
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not sure it that was 09' but i'm sure he's failed in 09'
 
JuanK39 said:
Noticed im failing alot this year so far so ima make a list and update it for lawls

1. Bought frank's car. lol jk i love my car, although some shit was rele sloppy im happy with it...
2. I drove my car into a puddle and prob bent a rod, my motor knocks now.
3. I got a d on a math test and im forced to quit my job and i cant do my swap this weekend cuz im grounded...
4. Wasting time with car and not fucking hs chicks
5. i "fisted this one chick but u cuddnt stick my peter in" :laugh:
6. i prob wont b able to drift again till report cards come out...

i think u guys should add and make ur own fails its like the fml of sfl lol, do we start with emil's motor mounts??
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JuanK39 said:
Noticed im failing alot this year so far so ima make a list and update it for lawls

1. Wasting time with car and not fucking hs chicks
2. Wasting time with car and not fucking hs chicks
3. Wasting time with car and not fucking hs chicks
4. Wasting time with car and not fucking hs chicks
5. i "fisted this one chick but u cuddnt stick my peter in" :laugh:
6. Wasting time with car and not fucking hs chicks
i think u guys should add and make ur own fails its like the fml of sfl lol, do we start with emil's motor mounts??
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1. havent gotten laid in 4 months.
2. broke up with my gf to take some hoe to prom ( didnt get laid )
3. bought my coupe, and my ka swap is the longest swap every in history( otis aka dacocoprince can verify))
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TeamSRDrifting said:
1. havent gotten laid in 4 months.
2. broke up with my gf to take some hoe to prom ( didnt get laid )
3. bought my coupe, and my ka swap is the longest swap every in history( otis aka dacocoprince can verify))
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i can vouch for number 2 and three do i post pix of both? lol updated first post
 
umm lets see... i paid my way out of highschool (literally)
wasted alot of time and money on hoes (lesson learned)
ran into my sliding glass door out back wayy too many times (beer)
Crashed my moms car into my old POS (i need a fender roller)
OH and i slipped and fell at the bowling alley and now i cant bend my neck (my fault)
 
Originally Posted by benarovi
thats dope but why pay 16 k for a useless thing? you could get a r33 for that much


BENAVORI were u at fool! post ur fail ^^^ lol
 
ya tu sabes.. took his car off roading and then a week later posted a thread on the want to buy section.. saying he needed a tranny asap! i wonder why
 
1. i moved to florida
2. i started to chill with all you jammels
3. my car sucks jammel cock
4. trying to trade my car for the batmobile
hahahahah jk!

1. i love florida
2. some of you are cool
3. i love my car
4. got hole a feew times in the past couple weeks=NO FAIL!
 
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1. havent got hole in about a month and a half
2. got rid of my rhd hatch
3 dont have a job
4 passed out when getting head. not once, not twice, but three times.. all in the same night hahah
 
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