You ever hear of the...

Pancho

spit in my mouth
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ok so im sure all of us have been hanging out with our buddies talking shit and someone will bring up the hey have you ever heard of the Tony Danza? No? the Tony Danza is when you are balls-deep in a woman from behind and while ramming her mercilessly, you proceed to yell, "Who's the boss?! Who's the boss, bitch?!" Typically, she will yell, "You are!" at which point you turn her around, slap her with your cock and yell, "No. Tony Danza's the boss, bitch"


Keep it going i know there is alot of them out there
 
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the angry pirate:

when getting head, you cum in the girls eye, thaen stomp on her foot, if all goes well, she should hop one one leg like a pirate and cover her eye like an eye patch.
 
The Angry Raccoon:

When banging a girl from behind, you stick both your pointer fingers in her ass, and when she turns around in shock, you take your shitty fingers and circle around her eyes, making the appearance of a raccoon. Then you run out of the house, knocking over the trash can on the way out.

You ever hear of the worst thread ever? It's any thread Pancho makes...lol.

ever heard of the biggest mistake ever? it when i fucked your mom and didnt pull out
 
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strawberries and cream
cum on the girls face and give her a bloody nose

spiderman
cum in your hand and slap her face and pull away

the magician
when you are getting her from behind sneak your buddy in and have him take your place, then appear in front of her

the donkey
when getting her from behind punch her in the ribs. if all goes well she will squeal like a donkey
 
The Screaming Seagull: While sexing on the beach you pull out, shove your deal in the sand, and put it back inside her.

A la... screaming seagull.

Glassbottom Boatride: Wrap her face in saran wrap then poop on it.

Rusty Trombone: getting j'd off while she tosses your salad.

Softserve: While getting a Rusty Trombone she pulls downward on your deal and you poop in her mouth.

Skipole: Girl takes poop. Puts said poop in freezer. After said poop becomes frozen she uses it to please herself.

Dolphin: While doing it from behind you attempt to pull out and put it in the #2. She says "uh nuh" shaking her head side to side like a Dolphin.

Ahhhh I could go on for days and days.
 
The Air Jordan.

When a girl is laying on the bed naked with her mouth wide open, and you jump all the way from the doorway and slam-dunk your balls in her mouth and you say "Air Jordan, bitch!"
 
The Air Jordan.

When a girl is laying on the bed naked with her mouth wide open, and you jump all the way from the doorway and slam-dunk your balls in her mouth and you say "Air Jordan, bitch!"


We can tell your a virgin!!
 
Rusty Torpedo
When your ex girlfriend leave behind her dildo and you proceed to use it on your next girlfriend.

Rusty Willy
After stimulating a girl with a finger in her anus... then sticking it in her ear just like you would a "wet willy".
 
The Rodeo:

You get your friend to dress like a clown and hide in the closet before you pipe your girl from behind.... when you give them the signal they run out of the closet like a rodeo clown... now this is the fun part. your girl ( most girls ) would freak out and try to run out of the room while you try to hang on as long as you can. :D
 
Alaskan pipeline: dump into a condom, freezing the rubber overnight, then inserting it in to ones anus.

Cleveland Steamer: when someone craps on another person's chest and then sits down and rocks back and forth like a steam roller.

Alabama hot pocket
: spreading the lips of a vag, dumping inside then banging said vagina

Alligator fuck house
: mid fuck, one person bites the neck of the other, locks their arms and legs down and goes into a death roll, all while maintaining insertion
 
Hotkarl
when you poop in a sock and hit someone in the face with said sock

glass bottom boat
stand on a glass table with someone underneath and you take a shit.

Hot lunch
wrap girls mouth with saran wrap. Shit on saran wrap. Poke hole in Saran wrap and make girl eat it.
 
houdini -
while doggy style, you act like your about to blow and then pull out and spit on her back..... now self stimulate to prepare. she should turn around thinking its all done and then skeet on her face

superman -
while doggy style, pull out and actually skeet on the back this time, throw the bed sheet (or tissue/whatever) on her so it sticks like a cape.

dirty sanchez-
you all know this, anal pullout to drawing a mustache... but the new variation i heard...
strawberry sanchez-
all up in that vag when she is on her period... pull out and draw that mustache!
 
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