Richie Presto
Spectator
ME, MY slow rx7, & 30min police chase
WOW... my 1st meet and things go totally wrong.. in a good way
so i thought i was late.. arriving at 918pm...
eric (e30 gangsta) shows up at 920pm stating that he was their at 8pm but was drivig around...
about 10ish the 5-0 comes and hard parks...
we.. or some of us leave while the rest and i left... (i thought i was following someone but i u turn and head back)
...i get back as soon as i left like i left my life at DnDs...
...one cop chases after someone who whent into the neighborhood behind DnDs(probaly the green civic)
...we all leave.. we as in me(again thinking that i was following someone)... i pull over at the gas station at pines and Sheridan to ans a phone call...
voomphhhsssssss... their goes smokin aces("i had to drive hard cuz my car would slide and hit the wall"-smokinA)
....i follow to the StarBs... we shoot the shizzel till 130ish....
....i leave behind the white miata(sorry i forgot yr name... brain dead now)...
....i turn onto hollywood to 75... crusing with random traffic cuz my speedo doent work untill i relise my RPMs are kinda high in 4th and think "hum, i think im either speeding or that pines cop right their is waving cuz he likes me"... he was sitting at the last turn before 75...
.....so if i pull over, i might get ticket-i-cant-pay/jail-impounded/rapped....
...GOGO GADGET 2ND GEAR!!!!!!
...the 7s rear end goes left and im aming for the last right turn before 75 cuz if i go hiway im dead-way.....
.....ganganganggan...... the reves are banging cuz im trying to turn off my lights, wipe my foggy window, praying to god, and dialing the first person i could think of... e30gangsta.... no answer... "thats what happens when you have a watch-phone that doesnt have vibrate!!!!! U ASSHO...".....
......BANG... ram 3rd and suddely on the brakes again for the next right turn..... HARD BRAKES..... "FUCK.. IM GONNA MISS THE TURN AT THIS SPEED.. FUKIT..."...
...BANG...GURGLE...GURGLEGURGLE...POPOPPPPPP.... i bang 1st and ebrake into the oncomming lane and the car back fires a foot long flame.... all while going like goling from about 50mph into the turn, downshift, 10mph backfire... traction kicks in and im flying into palm shaddows....
.......SHOOOSH!!!!!!.... HE FLYS BY... at like 20mph with out turning... "i guess he was looking into the wrong lane"
.....VOOOOREEEEEEVVVEVEEVEEEVEVEEVE..... "FUK I CANT SHIFT OUT OF 1ST.. MY GEAR IS STUCK".........
......HARD TURN INTO THE FIRST LEFT.. its a gated neighborhood.... "fukit... lollolollollolol"..... i pull up to the resident side and drive under the lift gate...."ok... now what".... first right and hard park in random drive way...
...heart pounding.... car off i jump out and head to side of house.... "what in the world!!!"... look at watch... "228pm... ok ill wait n leave... fuk my tranny is gone... who can i call now?".... ringring.... e30 still aint anwsering.... 5 more ppl didnt an their phone...
...312ish... "ok... fuk... maby if i roll it out the drive way it wil unlock the gears...."..................................."fuk its stuck unless i clutch her"......."k, lets see... na, still stuck richie.. FUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUK......".... i grab the stick ..... "firget this.... i dont need 1st gear....." ... i pull back like my virgin ass depended on it....
...POP... like a plunger it came out... "good lets get outa here"...
...i put her back into 1st.... "wait a sec... fuk, y did i do that".... i crusise back to the front gate...
...i smell krispy kreem.... "damm hes at the gate chilin with the guard!!!".... but he didnt see me yet... although it was amazin that he didnt hear me... i mean lawn mowers aint got this noise.... i ripping the gear out...
....reeereeeeereeeeeereeeeeeee.... im reversing back into where i came from...... "now where can i park... no, too bright.... no space... too much space.... humm THEIR!!!!"
...i drive up onto the side of some random house, i get out and go into the street to see if she was noticible... "damm, everyone can stil see you... why did i make you so beautiful???"... noticing that i could be seen i back up...
...blubbbulbbullbbbb-gurrr.... car stalls like im in quick sand.... "muddy grass!!! flipping muddy grass... oh, is that him?... no... its just me high off of fumes.... wait..."..... "fumes?".... i look at my dash.... "wat? no gas????... wow, u shure know how to party jezzebel"....
i call e30 one more time.... nogo... i ca my ppl.. nogo... i cal my boy "help, im stuck in a police chase and i cant get out".... "il explane l8ter... just pweelese help me out bro... nohomo".... "shit, lights!!!!!!!"
....a neighbor pulls home down the street.... "...o snap, hurry... i owe u, foo"...
...i run down the street twards the car cuz cops dont drive bmws.... "bro, can you please help me"....
..."dude, shure"..... this bearded guy smirks.. "give me a sec"... he walks of into his house... 10min pass... i thought he ditched me...
...errr... his front door opens and simotainiously my phone rings... "dude the cop is at the gate"...."bro, 75npines"... "excuse me, can you let my friend threw the gate man?"... guy turned out to b a hacker back in the KevinM days
...my friend gets their and we spend the next 25 min to get her out of the mud.... scratch my car and i get out....
...amazed on how the cop didnt come..
...i slowly to the exit where are sweet nuts?"...
Sheridan... gas station... 75.... home....
....thx EVERYONE.... without you guygs i would b dead now... thx again an i hope to meet everyone again!!!
WOW... my 1st meet and things go totally wrong.. in a good way
so i thought i was late.. arriving at 918pm...
eric (e30 gangsta) shows up at 920pm stating that he was their at 8pm but was drivig around...
about 10ish the 5-0 comes and hard parks...
we.. or some of us leave while the rest and i left... (i thought i was following someone but i u turn and head back)
...i get back as soon as i left like i left my life at DnDs...
...one cop chases after someone who whent into the neighborhood behind DnDs(probaly the green civic)
...we all leave.. we as in me(again thinking that i was following someone)... i pull over at the gas station at pines and Sheridan to ans a phone call...
voomphhhsssssss... their goes smokin aces("i had to drive hard cuz my car would slide and hit the wall"-smokinA)
....i follow to the StarBs... we shoot the shizzel till 130ish....
....i leave behind the white miata(sorry i forgot yr name... brain dead now)...
....i turn onto hollywood to 75... crusing with random traffic cuz my speedo doent work untill i relise my RPMs are kinda high in 4th and think "hum, i think im either speeding or that pines cop right their is waving cuz he likes me"... he was sitting at the last turn before 75...
.....so if i pull over, i might get ticket-i-cant-pay/jail-impounded/rapped....
...GOGO GADGET 2ND GEAR!!!!!!
...the 7s rear end goes left and im aming for the last right turn before 75 cuz if i go hiway im dead-way.....
.....ganganganggan...... the reves are banging cuz im trying to turn off my lights, wipe my foggy window, praying to god, and dialing the first person i could think of... e30gangsta.... no answer... "thats what happens when you have a watch-phone that doesnt have vibrate!!!!! U ASSHO...".....
......BANG... ram 3rd and suddely on the brakes again for the next right turn..... HARD BRAKES..... "FUCK.. IM GONNA MISS THE TURN AT THIS SPEED.. FUKIT..."...
...BANG...GURGLE...GURGLEGURGLE...POPOPPPPPP.... i bang 1st and ebrake into the oncomming lane and the car back fires a foot long flame.... all while going like goling from about 50mph into the turn, downshift, 10mph backfire... traction kicks in and im flying into palm shaddows....
.......SHOOOSH!!!!!!.... HE FLYS BY... at like 20mph with out turning... "i guess he was looking into the wrong lane"
.....VOOOOREEEEEEVVVEVEEVEEEVEVEEVE..... "FUK I CANT SHIFT OUT OF 1ST.. MY GEAR IS STUCK".........
......HARD TURN INTO THE FIRST LEFT.. its a gated neighborhood.... "fukit... lollolollollolol"..... i pull up to the resident side and drive under the lift gate...."ok... now what".... first right and hard park in random drive way...
...heart pounding.... car off i jump out and head to side of house.... "what in the world!!!"... look at watch... "228pm... ok ill wait n leave... fuk my tranny is gone... who can i call now?".... ringring.... e30 still aint anwsering.... 5 more ppl didnt an their phone...
...312ish... "ok... fuk... maby if i roll it out the drive way it wil unlock the gears...."..................................."fuk its stuck unless i clutch her"......."k, lets see... na, still stuck richie.. FUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUK......".... i grab the stick ..... "firget this.... i dont need 1st gear....." ... i pull back like my virgin ass depended on it....
...POP... like a plunger it came out... "good lets get outa here"...
...i put her back into 1st.... "wait a sec... fuk, y did i do that".... i crusise back to the front gate...
...i smell krispy kreem.... "damm hes at the gate chilin with the guard!!!".... but he didnt see me yet... although it was amazin that he didnt hear me... i mean lawn mowers aint got this noise.... i ripping the gear out...
....reeereeeeereeeeeereeeeeeee.... im reversing back into where i came from...... "now where can i park... no, too bright.... no space... too much space.... humm THEIR!!!!"
...i drive up onto the side of some random house, i get out and go into the street to see if she was noticible... "damm, everyone can stil see you... why did i make you so beautiful???"... noticing that i could be seen i back up...
...blubbbulbbullbbbb-gurrr.... car stalls like im in quick sand.... "muddy grass!!! flipping muddy grass... oh, is that him?... no... its just me high off of fumes.... wait..."..... "fumes?".... i look at my dash.... "wat? no gas????... wow, u shure know how to party jezzebel"....
i call e30 one more time.... nogo... i ca my ppl.. nogo... i cal my boy "help, im stuck in a police chase and i cant get out".... "il explane l8ter... just pweelese help me out bro... nohomo".... "shit, lights!!!!!!!"
....a neighbor pulls home down the street.... "...o snap, hurry... i owe u, foo"...
...i run down the street twards the car cuz cops dont drive bmws.... "bro, can you please help me"....
..."dude, shure"..... this bearded guy smirks.. "give me a sec"... he walks of into his house... 10min pass... i thought he ditched me...
...errr... his front door opens and simotainiously my phone rings... "dude the cop is at the gate"...."bro, 75npines"... "excuse me, can you let my friend threw the gate man?"... guy turned out to b a hacker back in the KevinM days
...my friend gets their and we spend the next 25 min to get her out of the mud.... scratch my car and i get out....
...amazed on how the cop didnt come..
...i slowly to the exit where are sweet nuts?"...
Sheridan... gas station... 75.... home....
....thx EVERYONE.... without you guygs i would b dead now... thx again an i hope to meet everyone again!!!
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