Uti drug tests

um, my whole time at UTI they drug tested me once, and they do mouth swabs, not piss tests
 
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my 2 cents
 
LOLZZZZ all you want, but its true. I've met a few heads that know how to go to work. I'm not saying trees make you a better person, but some people use it to relax. some people drink, some people go home and relieve stress turning wrenches, some people jack off. again, to each their own. I'm just saying, a responsible person has the right to do whatever they want as long as they aren't a danger to others or yourself. and its safer than tylenol. now if they do drug test you 3 times a week and your money counts on this, then it would be the responsible thing to quit until you come to a point where moderation is an option. otherwise, a lot of people here have a point. smoking every day just to smoke really isn't a great life, i mean, it makes you happy as hell, but when ya sober up you're not that happy, and happiness should cost $50 a sack either.
 
LOLZZZZ all you want, but its true. I've met a few heads that know how to go to work. I'm not saying trees make you a better person, but some people use it to relax. some people drink, some people go home and relieve stress turning wrenches, some people jack off. again, to each their own. I'm just saying, a responsible person has the right to do whatever they want as long as they aren't a danger to others or yourself. and its safer than tylenol. now if they do drug test you 3 times a week and your money counts on this, then it would be the responsible thing to quit until you come to a point where moderation is an option. otherwise, a lot of people here have a point. smoking every day just to smoke really isn't a great life, i mean, it makes you happy as hell, but when ya sober up you're not that happy, and happiness should cost $50 a sack either.

the LOLz was for how dumb you sound. If you smoke, you smoke. It ain't a lifestyle.
 
yeah i agree smoking isnt my lifestyle its more of like a recreational fun thing at a party and what not... i deff dont worship it and buy all hemp clothing and shampoos and soaps and inscents lmao and i have to agree there are many other choices, i just posted this because i just wanna be prepared for the worse. I have smoked recently but, i have stopped bcuz id like to succeed in this schooling and make it a career and better myself. I just wanna be safe for when my first day is aug. 4th and im already kicked out lol so there for i just want to know if i need to detox and what not. we were all kids once and idk im pretty sure 95% of the ppl on here have done it in their highschool days.
 
Just buy ur self a hookah and some flavored tobacco n smoke that all u want

as much as i love my hookah its just not the same and its a hassel having to use the fuckin coals all the time and a decent hookah is expensive i paid like 280 for mine about 2 years ago but i got pretty much the top of the line one with four hoses.

yeah i agree smoking isnt my lifestyle its more of like a recreational fun thing at a party and what not... i deff dont worship it and buy all hemp clothing and shampoos and soaps and inscents lmao and i have to agree there are many other choices, i just posted this because i just wanna be prepared for the worse. I have smoked recently but, i have stopped bcuz id like to succeed in this schooling and make it a career and better myself. I just wanna be safe for when my first day is aug. 4th and im already kicked out lol so there for i just want to know if i need to detox and what not. we were all kids once and idk im pretty sure 95% of the ppl on here have done it in their highschool days.

how tall and fat are you, how active are you, how much do you smoke regularly you can pm me if you dont want to post it.
 
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I'm about 6'2 153lbs and I'm pretty damn active.(no homo)
I just stopped and I had been sober for 3 weeks before wed.
And I've stopped for good now cuz I known if I keep it up it will come back and bite me in the ass while in school.
 
im smoking weed right now.

i never got tested once and it is cotton swabs. If i was you i would not smoke while your there. 1 the bud in orlando fails.
2 You neverknow the oppourtunity you may get while your in school, so if your working at tire kingdom, and you get an offer to work at nissan your fucked because you have dirty piss.

Go there to learn and when yur done smoke a fat one to celebrate your accomplishments
 
im smoking weed right now.

i never got tested once and it is cotton swabs. If i was you i would not smoke while your there. 1 the bud in orlando fails.
2 You neverknow the oppourtunity you may get while your in school, so if your working at tire kingdom, and you get an offer to work at nissan your fucked because you have dirty piss.

Go there to learn and when yur done smoke a fat one to celebrate your accomplishments

+1 ^ :bigthumbu
 
I'm about 6'2 153lbs and I'm pretty damn active.(no homo)
I just stopped and I had been sober for 3 weeks before wed.
And I've stopped for good now cuz I known if I keep it up it will come back and bite me in the ass while in school.

just drink a shitload of water and you should be fine it will def be out of your system by then
 
im smoking weed right now.

i never got tested once and it is cotton swabs. If i was you i would not smoke while your there. 1 the bud in orlando fails.
2 You neverknow the oppourtunity you may get while your in school, so if your working at tire kingdom, and you get an offer to work at nissan your fucked because you have dirty piss.

Go there to learn and when yur done smoke a fat one to celebrate your accomplishments

the truth^ lol
 
the LOLz was for how dumb you sound. If you smoke, you smoke. It ain't a lifestyle.

it sounds dumb sure. maybe lifestyle was a bad word. but you know (maybe you don't) how hard it is to be a head in a society that says people who smoke fail at life because they relax one way and people look down on you when you mention it. my point then was that if all heads could figure out how to perform as a responsible member of society, then there wouldn't be such a negative stigma on weed and everyone can just move on. my suggestion to the op was that if he smokes, he should do it responsibly and not right before class, under a car, 3x a day, etc...

this is getting away from me. sorry i'm on the soap box.

weed ftw

to OP, you seem like a slim cat, if you don't smoke regularly it should take 3-7 days ish depending on your metabolism to get clean. they say 30 days to scare you, but that's only (like the other guy implied) if your big and fat and aren't active and smoke regularly. if you're worried, i swear by AZO standard. had me clean in 3 1/2 days off a couple of Js and gravity hit. but at the time i was thinner.
 
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hrm, never understood wanting to do something that directly affects my health. IDK, maybe just because I enjoy being athletic. Although if you want to split hairs I guess I shouldn't drink soda yatta yatta, its all poison...
 
hrm, never understood wanting to do something that directly affects my health. IDK, maybe just because I enjoy being athletic. Although if you want to split hairs I guess I shouldn't drink soda yatta yatta, its all poison...

wheres the proof that it has any lasting effect on your health. It does not damage your lunges, dosnt kill your sperm count, dosnt kill anymore brain cells then drinking. if you dont belive me go watch "the union" or "super high me" there is way more proof out there that it does no harm to you he isnt irraversabe just by quiting. half the damn nba smokes weed and they seem pretty on point to me.
 
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