Thinking about.....

[Sean Love]

I was thinking about taking a shit...... but since reading this website tonight my IQ has dropped by 50% and i cant remember how to wipe my ass

So can someone offer advice on how to wipe my ass?

Down the crack or across?? Forward or back??? Recommend toilet paper? Can I just use sandpaper?

 

[FlyinFINN]

Impossible to do, period.

 

[green_machine]

squat and u dont have to wipe

 

[KeysSr]

Impossible to do, period.

+2 it just cant be done

 

[Latino Hibino]

Just burn the shit off your dirty ass with a blow torch.

 

[Devil Man]

find stupid fucking women. hit over head with club. then have women do it.

 

[typeXblacktop]

find stupid fucking women. hit over head with club. then have women do it.

seriously?

 

[SKINNY D]

oooh yeah hes serious, and you need to call zilvia to do it.

 

[rotatech]

get a life

 

[D. Davaine]

what?

 

[Miami_drifter]

hose dat shit down outside..