The OFFICIAL "Why I can't attend a drift event" excuses thread!

[TDIYM]

my 240 is still at it's owner's house

 

[joacim]

My girlfriend got knocked up, and I'm selling my car to buy baby shit!

 

[SAS]

cause i spent my money on a paint job instead of a 5 speed swap -Yu Tu Sabes king of all fan boys:laugh:

 

[joacim]

got oversized hemoroids, cant sit down!

 

[eljefe305]

because i don't have a roll bar for my hardtop

... oh wait.

 

[HellaSFLDan]

because i dont want to pay for something i can do for free

 

[Juan Henao]

cause God hates me.

 

[BILLFISHER21]

cause i have sand in my vag

 

[j0nes]

because my insurance premium will go up if they find out i go sideways

and because a dragon fucked my car...

 

[Mars]

im goth and deperessed and dont wanna hang out with you car conforming social people

*tokes cigarette*

 

[TDIYM]

because I have to beak in my type r decals

 

[psypete]

because i was at work and my traction control's stuck half on and i only have 2 tires left and i'm a D-BAG =(

 

[Becker-Racing]

my cock gets in the way of my steering wheel...so i can only drag race for now until they can reduce the width of my pipi!

 

[boxmod]

i cant go because I'm changing to a skilled sport... like dominoes

 

[Elliot G]

cause i was brutally murdered last night

cause im just a fanboy

 

[Arauz]

Cause I'm not a registered drifter on SFLDrifters.com

 

[Wreck-It Ralph]

cus my car is too big, i have no exhuast, its stock and auto :laugh::bigthumbu

 

[Mars]

cause it wont get me laid

 

[Elliot G]

i dont wanna get rubber in my hair

 

[Roly D Sauce]

cuz im ya tu sabes