PETA vs Mario

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Apparently PETA is upset that Mario wears the raccoon suit in the new game (Tanooki fur). Besides the fact that he had it DECADES ago.....They say it sends a message that wearing fur is good.

They went as far as hiring someone to make a game where you are the Tanooki and you chase down mario to get your skin back. The level is full of blood and a bloody flying mario half wearing a skin.

the argument is terrible, but the game is so dumb is funny.

You slowly catch him if you survive. LMAO

http://features.peta.org/mario-kills-tanooki/
 
hahahaha. man. Thats awesome. I wanna get sponsored by them. Just have crazy hippies come out to each FD event and just like get nutz about animals and shit.
 
i beat it 2nd try.... ahaha. the space bar held long will 'float' your jump longer than if you just tap or press release it.... like old games tended to do. it should help you beat it.

its says

!@#!$ you mario! this skin belongs to an animal!

or some bs hahaha.
 
Hahaha. Just beat it. 20 seconds.

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I think I win for now. Challengers?

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I lied. I beat it again
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"PETA targets Mario, we challenge the facts" | Joystiq

Look, we like seeing an organization desperately flailing in an ill-fated attempt at relevance as much as the next site, but this time PETA has gone too far. The organization has created Mario Kills Tanooki, a 2D platformer that has a skinned tanuki (or raccoon dog, if you prefer) trying to retrieve its outer layer from a flying, blood-spattered Mario.

Taking a swipe at the world's favorite plumber is pretty low, but it's worse in this case because PETA is blatantly lying. As everyone knows from reading the Nintendo Comics System (specifically the "Tanooki Suits Me" story from the Super Mario Bros. line) the Tanooki suit was hand-crafted by a tailor named Tanooki rather than any animal the material was lifted from.

Mario's not an animal abuser, PETA. He's a furry. And for the record, when you manage to make even NMA look sane, you know something's wrong.

For the record, yes, this is a grab for attention and we're making it rain eyeballs. But this is Mario we're talking about. We'd hope that when we're inevitably targeted by a crazy group, you'd leap to our defense too.
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Source: Joystiq
 
Yes, by seeing mario wear that, I instantly want to wear fur. Peta is FUCKED. They are super into anti bully breeds with dogs.
How the fuck are you gonna claim all that silly PETA bullshit, and then be against a certain breed. These silly fucking cock suckers are more fucking worried about saving some stupid ass fucking turkey that isnt being humanely killed than an amazing fucking dog.

I always love hearing the stories of these pitiful fucks trying to save some animal, and then the animal killing them.

HEY FUCKING NEWS FLASH! SURVIVAL OF THE FITTEST. WE HAVE THUMBS AND FUCK SHIT UP. SORRY THE FUCKING INDONESIAN GROUND SQUIRREL DOESNT!


but yeah, I dont care for PETA very much.
 
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