On ramps are for accelerating.................

9mm???? WTF

I was thinkin AK-47, cause when you absolutely, POSITIVELY, gotta kill EVERY motherfucking dumbass on the road, accept no substitutes!

10pts. if anyone can spot the quote
 
i had the same story except it was on neighborhood streets at like 1 am on a weekday and i was drivig home from work in my 240. and some douche roid shooter in a mustang thought i was following to close. he slams on his brakes and comes charging at my car. and im completely defensless and tired from work. so he gets back in his car after his little rage. and turns, and i have to turn the same way. so he pulls off to the side and as i pass him he follows me and im like 10 houses away from my house. so i cant just go home. and this guy follows me around for like 5 min. until i get onto US1 and hes like trying to hit my car on the side. (i have a suspended license also) so i bust a U-turn. and the guy drives off. and i see him drive over to a parked cop so i dip into the next neighborhood and have to like sneak my way back home. anyways i wish i had mace with me. so i could mace his face kick his balls and put his mustang in drive and let it go where it wants.
 
probably like .380 I wouldnt event worry about to demobilze. most ppl can back down at the site of one. A lot of gun fiends have told me, you do not need a CWP to carry in your car, only to carry on you. it would still be wise to take a good CWP class to learn the rules and in and outs of the laws, and how to properly handle yourself.

Theres a lot more responsiblity to owning a gun than just having a piece of paper saying you can hide it and carry it.


and I fucking hate slow on ramp ppl too. My truck is slow, but im on that gas hardcore when I make the on ramp. I had some bikers, that hauled ass up one till about 50 mph, then when they got to the interstate they just slowdown to like 20 mph. And being around bikes makes me nervous, and heres a whole group of them just slowing down outta nowhere while im trying to get upto speed.
 
goood thing we live in florida... New laws allows you to kill a bitch in situations like u had Drumfunken.. U felt threatend.. he approached.. opened ur door.. threatened.. i woulda shot him in the leg @ least and been held responsible fer nothing...
 
as long as its waist down your good to go. belly up and its attempted murda.

i am also going for the permit.

people chill the fuck out when you flash your peice.

look at my avatar. it says. G-Tek:"...keepin the heater in the beater."
 
haha great story.. had a similar situation a few years ago going onto 95 from glades rd.. same shit. guy going slow, i bitched, he got out, and threatened to kick my ass. No need for a handgun. That's why I used to carry my remi 750 rifle with a bushnell 3200 scope in the back seat. the guy saw that and was in a state of shock. just walked away lol. oh and the cool thing is, since it technically can't be a concealed weapon (because of it's size), cops won't give you much trouble for having it on you as long as you can provide proof of ownership and shit
 
Dude you're stupid... Next time suck it up and just drive by the car w/o yelling. If it was me on a bad day I think I would provably have shoot you in the head and run away, but you got lucky this time that he didn't have a gun. If is the other way around and people just fuck with you b/c they think that you drive retarded then it will be a good idea to have a gun...

Keep in mind if you don't like trouble just avoid it. It works all the time!!!
 
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You wouldn't of shot someone in the head. lol But yeah good point, just drive around him. You will meet plenty of assholes on the street. You can't go around shooting them all. That would be inhumane, sort of.
 
S13SilviaCoupe said:
Dude you're stupid... Next time suck it up and just drive by the car w/o yelling. If it was me on a bad day I think I would provably have shoot you in the head and run away, but you got lucky this time that he didn't have a gun. If is the other way around and people just fuck with you b/c they think that you drive retarded then it will be a good idea to have a gun...

Keep in mind if you don't like trouble just avoid it. It works all the time!!!
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You obvioulsy don't live in Orlando. I'm Not stupid. The moron doing 20 up an on ramp is stupid and Ill yell at bishes all I want and when they want to do something about it i'll be ready.. Someone needs to start enforcing population control in this state.
 
Orlando drivers are the worst.
Tampa is pretty bad as well. There are entirely too many dumbass people on the road for themselves that pay no attention to anything else. I'm not a perfect driver, by all means, but when the signs tell you slow traffic right lane, then fucking move to the right lane.
 
^^^ thats florida in general. people get to used to going down a road for XXmiles and not having to turn. i mean shit go anywere else and they turn while they drive.
 
ilida of cola said:
Orlando drivers are the worst.
Tampa is pretty bad as well. There are entirely too many dumbass people on the road for themselves that pay no attention to anything else. I'm not a perfect driver, by all means, but when the signs tell you slow traffic right lane, then fucking move to the right lane.
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I've lived in Orlando and spent a decent amount of time in Tampa - South Florida is worse as far as the drivers are concerned, Orlando tourist areas are ridiculously congested, and Tampa has the shittiest roads.

Sean Love said:
9mm???? WTF

I was thinkin AK-47, cause when you absolutely, POSITIVELY, gotta kill EVERY motherfucking dumbass on the road, accept no substitutes!

10pts. if anyone can spot the quote
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Jackie Brown.

Give me my points.
 
I AGREE. south florikda by far has the worst drivers. back when i had the 86, i was taking a friend of mine home. i was on biscayne and some douche bag is going like 20 and limit is 35. so i downshift and try to go around him, he prcoeeds to cut into my lane, so i go to get around him again and again he cuts me off. by this time im about to blow a fuse so i slow down a little and with all 92hp i get around him. i get to the light and stop in the turning lane and i look in my rear view and they guy is coming towards me. so i look over at my friend and tell her to stay quiet. the guy comes to the window and is screaming at the top of his lungs that hes gonna kick my ass and all this mumbo jumbo. so after about 5 minutes im fed up so i reach in the back and grab my universal whoop ass stick(2-fooot pry bar) and ask him if he wants me to step out. the guy shits himself and goes back to his car.

TAKING FRIEND HOME - $10
STRAWBERRY FANTA - $1.25
2-FOOT PRY BAR - $8
ATTEMPTING TO USE YOUR TOOLS AS WEAPONS OF MASS FACIAL DESTRUCTION - PRICELESS
 
DrumFunKen said:
FLORIDIANS...................

Your killing me here. Seriously.

On my way to work, late cause the ground wire on the battery took a crap while getting bagels. Rushing to work head up a I-4 on ramp and some douchebag in a Chrysler Pacifa is doing 15-20mph up the on ramp which dumps you into 55-80mph traffic. Not sure about you all but I like getting on the Highway at the speed limit or faster to avoid getting hit from faster moving traffic.

So i'm late and im definitely one to yell at stupid fucks driving, and occasionally throw some candy out the sun roof at them, so I start yelling at this douche to get on the gas and the mother fucker break checks me hard and I almost hitem. Now we are completely stopped and now i'm raging, and home dude gets out of his car on the on-ramp. Now I shit myself. Home dude is a 6'3 black guy like 250lbs. I quickly crap my pants then grab the 12" craftsman phillips head on the floor of the passenger seat and hug up next to my leg in case dude wants to get crazy.

He runs up on the car yelling at me and i'm all hyped up on adrenaline now, so im like fuck this dude i start yelling back its fucking on-ramp you accelerate and he's like ive been a trucker for 10 years bla bla bla im gonna kick your ass white boy. He runs up to the car and opens my car door, steps back and tells me to get out of the car and he steps back and starts doing some im gonna punch you out moves. Meanwhile I've got the screw driver in hand kept low on my right leg. Im thinking if home dude swings i'm stabbing his face, throat, or wherever the fuck it goes its going.

Then his wife jumps out of the car and comes running back and gets inbetween us and he throws her out of the way. Now traffics backed up people are passing us on the left. So i'm like fuck this guy im out of here. She gets back off the ground and gets in front of him again and my doors still open so im like peace back in car, throw it in gear, and blast pass his car on the right.

Fucking craziness. So i've decided a concealed weapons license is needed. This town is out of control lately. Not saying I didn't edge him on but seriously who stops traffic and gets out of there car over some dude telling them to accelerate on an on-ramp. I'm not a violent person, usually very passive unless you hit me, or spit on me.


so yea. We need missles on our cars.

be safe on the road kiddies!!!!!!
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Hey Rob this is Jorge, the ambulance guy.

Yea man, I moved to Orlando from Miami and dude, people here fucking suck!! I agree with you about the weapons license thing. Not only do people suck here, but as you can see they're violent.
 
Good story. I keep a fucking breaker bar in my car at all times in case anybody wants to fuck with me. Or in case I get a flat tire. :)
 
haha, I'm always in the damn Eco-box when the good shit happens and I need to be in the 240.

I grew up in Tampa and went to college in Orlando, both places sucked but everytime I almost got into a wreak in Orlando it was because another dumb ass was running a red light.

In Tampa the drunks just do everything else wrong.
 
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