ok, this killed me

somethin bout shit and piss doesnt beat this .

lmfao damn thats such a funny ass storyu hahahahaa
 
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HAHAHAHA THAT GUY IS HILARIOUS! He has a paper mache DOLL in his house!!!!! LMFAO!!!!
 
Whats the fucking big deal? couldnt he take a shit and a piss at the same time like a normal human being even with a boner

funny fake story way too much time in his hands lol
 
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FlyinFINN said:
Well yea, when everyone has a penis 3inches hard like your own. :D
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hmm mr big dick didn't you cry and quit the marines before completing basic :D

No you just squat so it doesnt hit the bowl. lift the seat up for more space and use your leg muscles to prevent from falling in it. Unless you have a foot long snake that shit wont touch and wont be a problem
 
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tmwnn88 said:
No you just squat so it doesnt hit the bowl. lift the seat up for more space and use your leg muscles to prevent from falling in it. Unless you have a foot long snake that shit wont touch and wont be a problem
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Well yea I guess if you life the seat up, never thought about that. But no way in hell could I pee and poop with the seat down and a full hard on. I've tried, but luckily I can do one or the other. Yes, I'm talking about how I poop/pee, wanna fight about it?
 
ive never had to poop with a boner lol wtf do you guys do/eat

but since were talking about pooping.. i hate when they cannon ball down and splash water on my butthole and balls
 
tmwnn88 said:
hmm mr big dick didn't you cry and quit the marines before completing basic :D
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Why do you keep editing your posts? Trying to be slick? I threatened to kill a drill instructor in his sleep and then told the shrink I want out because what they tell you in the recruiter office as far as the contract goes, is different than the actual contract you sign. How this has to do with you tiny dick, is beyond me.

HellaSFLDan said:
ive never had to poop with a boner lol wtf do you guys do/eat

but since were talking about pooping.. i hate when they cannon ball down and splash water on my butthole and balls
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I've had to poop with a boner so many times. It's annoying.
 
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