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Cswalker

Cswalker

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I pull up behind a 90s Camaro covered in Jeggs stickers. We're on the back roads toying around for a bit. Having a blast. We pull out onto the main road, and I pull into the middle lane next to him. This guys is Mean Muggin the shit out of me. I'm like what the fuck?! Next thing I the guy reaches up to the side of his face that I can't see.

Pulls out a lollipop and smiles a huge grin. Super charger spools, guy takes off. NO chance in hell of keeping up. I just started laughing uncontrollably.
 
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that's cause your car is a slow pos.... and this thread fails in every way possible...
 
Cswalker said:
I pull up behind covered in Jeggs. We're on the backs toying around for a bit. Having a blast. We pull out. I pull into the middle. This guys is ******* the shit out of me. I'm like fuck! Next thing the guy reaches up to the side of his face that I can't see. Pulls out and smiles a huge grin. Super off. I just started laughing uncontrollably.
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i decoded the secret hidden message. using only the the delete key, and a couple *'s
 
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So there I was Balls deep in this dudes ass, pineapple in one hand guacamole in the other and the motherfuck tries to turn around and kiss me. I punched him straight in the mouth, motherfucker I ain't gay.
 
Piner said:
So there I was Balls deep in this dudes ass, pineapple in one hand guacamole in the other and the motherfuck tries to turn around and kiss me. I punched him straight in the mouth, motherfucker I ain't gay.
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:ugh:
 
Piner said:
So there I was Balls deep in this dudes ass, pineapple in one hand guacamole in the other and the motherfuck tries to turn around and kiss me. I punched him straight in the mouth, motherfucker I ain't gay.
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punched him with what? thought ur hands were full?
 
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