If your car could talk?

[ilida of cola]

I like those pink and black panties.

 

[Aerok180]

Mine is saying " What the fuck is taking u so long, u broke ass mother fucker"

 

[FallenAngel]

truck "Damn niggah go easy on the turns I'm not a sports car."
Miata "Get off your lazy ass and fix me I'm bored!!!"

 

[obby]

"Why won't you let me go out with anyone?"

 

[Devil Man]

"Why won't you let me go out with anyone?"

thats probly what mine says. hasnt been driven for close to a year now i think

 

[4Doors]

"why'd you make me so low, i keep hitting my nads on road reflectors."
"i'm a fuckin mazda 929! whats wrong with you!"
"don't you dare put an sr in me!"
"i look like an old hooker"
"that weed you found under the carpet wasn't mine....i swear"