If your car could talk?

[PB&J]

if your car could talk to you, what would it say? :laugh:

(sorry bored)

 

[BigBadAlex]

i hate u and id say it back lol ma dd is mean to me

 

[PB&J]

i own an f350 dually and i run over and hitt everything with it so mine woul say"fuck u nukka, get the fuck out of me"lol

 

[NAKED MIKE]

coupe: nigguh buy me sum damn shoes!!!!!!

 

[FlyinFINN]

Itd say "WHY!!!!?!? WHY!?!?! DONT DONT NOOOOOOOOO DONT NOOOOOOO WHY?!?!?" And thats just when I walk up to it.

 

[Piner]

"Please stop it, I dont like doing those kinds of things, Im not that kind of toyota. What do you think I am an AE86"

 

[rwdrift]

Mine kinda likes it.

 

[JDM_Of_Miami]

If my car can talk the things that he would tell me all the time are :

"Stop farting on me all the time"

"Give me a freaking paintjob allready"

"You give your girlfriend more attention than me"

and last but not least " F.U. asshole"

 

[S13 Slide]

I'd like to kill the mother fucker that gave me a vagina in my frame.

 

[MiaS13]

my car would tell me to get a girlfriend and leave it alone

 

[BiG MiKE]

Hatch: I cant keep drivin for you

 

[Devil Man]

ahhhhhh wheres my motor..... ahhhh where is my front bumper and hood!!!!and why cant i walk what are these things that are holding me up???

if i had a vert, ah im topless......hahaha

 

[Leo]

S14: "Leave me the fuck alone!"
Vert: "I hate when you hurt me....but I like it"

 

[Piner]

Hatch: I cant keep drivin for you

HAHAHAHAH

 

[BigBadAlex]

ok u got me a new tranny plz dont blow it again or else im ejecting u out da car

 

[j0nes]

FEED ME NIGGA I NEED SOME GAS MOTHERFUKKA!

lol @ Piners haruhi boob grab sig

 

[mkiriakopoulos]

'maro - "get me a new opti you son of a bitch.. misfires hurt"

 

[JOHNNYFIVE]

you suck
use me already!

 

[md2020]

if my old 240 could talk she'd say ..... YOU BITCH ....

 

[BiG MiKE]

you suck
use me already!

He asked what ur car would say not ur penis!!! HAHAHAAH