failures of 2009

Dr. Dooms said:
1. havent got hole in about a month and a half
2. got rid of my rhd hatch
3 dont have a job
4 passed out when getting head. not once, not twice, but three times.. all in the same night hahah
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how do u stay drifting and fucking around with cars without a job? i need to learn please tell....:ugh:
 
moved to rhode island (super fail)
stoped smoken reefer for three months (not by choice)
magazine i was working for tanks
wrecked my hachi at english town
moved back to florida
bought the biggest pos in 240 history
bent the fuck out of my tension rod off roading my first run at countyline
Gotta ticket from dot for my fuckin exhuast
slide into a mailbox and ate my front bumper
 
Wasted a year of my life
Worked at a job like a sucker
Didn't get rich
Didn't win the lottery
Didn't get paid to do whatever I want
Dick didn't get any bigger
Didn't get to do whatever I wanted whenever I wanted to do it
Didn't travel the world
Didn't fuck a celebrity
Didn't meet an alien
Didn't get any super powers
Bought a real pos project car to make into a new daily
Wrecked my car twice. Like bad twice.
Haven't built a new car yet
The car that I'm struggling to afford building is an 80's Japanese car :(
Ran into some minor legal troubles
I'm on the fucking internet
 
JDMCoupe made a thread about me having a middle school girl, I got pissed, and then I never fought him at D1.

Oh, also, I am still carless.
 
didnt get with/fuck some bitch i should have.
dumped a fuckload of money in this 240.
got rear ended in said 240 yesterday.
 
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