Christmas gift for the GF?

i bought my girlfriend a new computer, a venus fly trap (very creative idea and believe it or not girls love that creative shit), some lingerie, gonna get her some sunglasses and a dress and maybe a toy or two:D
 
Leo said:
The girl doesn't necessarly have to be materialistic to recieve gifts. I buy my girl a whole lot of luxury and she's not plastic. She probably tougher than most guys here :laugh: .
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maybe. she probably takes really good care of them expensive things too. lol

hell i cant have $300 dollar glasses, they would either be dropped numerous times, stolen or left somewhere at the store. then ill cry that i just spent 300 bucks on a pair of sunglasses...

a good present takes alot of thought. why dont you tell us a little more about your girl.
 
Guys, learn to pay attention to your girlfriends' likes and interests and you should already know what to get them.

On a side note, chances are she's worthless just like 99% of them and doesn't deserve more than a few of your toenail clippings. Why? Because if you're pathetic like most us guys, you've already been taking them out on countless dates and dinners since the two of you met - dates and dinners that they've stopped appreciating since about...oh about date number 4. Meanwhile they've been happily spending their own money on their wardrobe, makeup collection, or whatever else peaks their interest. If they're extra worthless, they might not even have a source of income whatsoever. Ahhh, love.
 
Tonymac said:
Guys, learn to pay attention to your girlfriends' likes and interests and you should already know what to get them.

On a side note, chances are she's worthless just like 99% of them and doesn't deserve more than a few of your toenail clippings. Why? Because if you're pathetic like most us guys, you've already been taking them out on countless dates and dinners since the two of you met - dates and dinners that they've stopped appreciating since about...oh about date number 4. Meanwhile they've been happily spending their own money on their wardrobe, makeup collection, or whatever else peaks their interest. If they're extra worthless, they might not even have a source of income whatsoever. Ahhh, love.
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lmfao! oh lord... being a girl i should feel insulted BUT that was funny as fuck! && true

if you paint your toenails and then clip them you may have something going there... no one wants plain toenail clippings
 
After the 2+ years of hell I've been through, I'm bitter. Don't be offended.

And girls say i have nice guy feet. So maybe you'd like my plain toenails. <3
 
by what i read on the last five pages (very funny) im guessing most of the guys posting in here have yet to have a girl. lol my girl is going up to her parents for christmas and i sceamed with her parents to fly out there on chirstmas eve. There gonna put me in a big ass box and im gonna suprise her on christmas morning. I'm not sleeping in the box though. lol I think she gonna love it. She was gettin depressed that we couldn't spend christmas with one another so i spent $400 on a plane ticket. lol this was just my idea of something she will remember for a long time. I am putting my slef through alot of shit to do this but hey as long as shes happy its worth it.
 
SAS said:
by what i read on the last five pages (very funny) im guessing most of the guys posting in here have yet to have a girl. lol my girl is going up to her parents for christmas and i sceamed with her parents to fly out there on chirstmas eve. There gonna put me in a big ass box and im gonna suprise her on christmas morning. I'm not sleeping in the box though. lol I think she gonna love it. She was gettin depressed that we couldn't spend christmas with one another so i spent $400 on a plane ticket. lol this was just my idea of something she will remember for a long time. I am putting my slef through alot of shit to do this but hey as long as shes happy its worth it.
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omg that is adorable! lol...

&& tonymac sorry to hear that about the 2 years of hell... we're not all bad though! id be happy with toenail clippings if they came from the heart :p
 
Your love.....thats it. Spend the rest on your car. She will understand.

Tonymac said:
Guys, learn to pay attention to your girlfriends' likes and interests and you should already know what to get them.

On a side note, chances are she's worthless just like 99% of them and doesn't deserve more than a few of your toenail clippings. Why? Because if you're pathetic like most us guys, you've already been taking them out on countless dates and dinners since the two of you met - dates and dinners that they've stopped appreciating since about...oh about date number 4. Meanwhile they've been happily spending their own money on their wardrobe, makeup collection, or whatever else peaks their interest. If they're extra worthless, they might not even have a source of income whatsoever. Ahhh, love.
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Tonymac said:
Meanwhile they've been happily spending their own money on their wardrobe, makeup collection, or whatever else peaks their interest. Ahhh, love.
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darn, does this mean i cant spend money on my boyfriend? since he seems to peak my interest on most occasions. :D

hhmm tonymac! i think you need to have a cupcake. i make good cupcakes. you want chocolate or vanilla?

SAS said:
by what i read on the last five pages (very funny) im guessing most of the guys posting in here have yet to have a girl. lol my girl is going up to her parents for christmas and i sceamed with her parents to fly out there on chirstmas eve. There gonna put me in a big ass box and im gonna suprise her on christmas morning. I'm not sleeping in the box though. lol I think she gonna love it. She was gettin depressed that we couldn't spend christmas with one another so i spent $400 on a plane ticket. lol this was just my idea of something she will remember for a long time. I am putting my slef through alot of shit to do this but hey as long as shes happy its worth it.
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i think i would weep with joy. that is the cutest thing ever!
 
ok. you can have chocolate with melting chocolate chips inside and chocolate frosting with dinosaur sprinkles. :)
 
HEY! make your girl something for xmas, breakfast in bed, at home dinner. junk food galore!

jdm nismo chik said:
oh. what givez! i want dinosaur sprinklez! lol..
i love cupcakes<3
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haha OK! ill try and make some cupcakes next event i come out too and anybody who wants to meet me can have a cupcake.

jdm nismo chik: i'll top your cupcake off with lots and lots of dino sprinkles. :)
 
u guys need to hook up w/ psycho girls. They're loyal, honest, awesome sex, & way smarter than ur average smart female but they have bad tempers but I love her that way
 
its ok j0nes. there there *pats head* you'll get a cupcake dont worry.

not all girls that are awesome have to be psycho. they just need to have a self - conscious.
 
Leo said:
u guys need to hook up w/ psycho girls. They're loyal, honest, awesome sex, & way smarter than ur average smart female but they have bad tempers but I love her that way
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Um no that's what just f'd me over. You must not be dating a true psycho if she doesn't lie constantly and cheat.
 
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