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You asked:
who would win, pirates or ninjas?
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The other user says:
ninja

You say:
why
He/she says:
cause they are everywhere and anywhere

He/she says:
you cant kill what you can see or detect

He/she says:
they are masters of many fighting techniquies each more deadly than the last

He/she says:
and masters of numerous weapons

He/she says:
they have exceptional acrobatic skills and incredibly stealthy

He/she says:
what does a pirate bring to the fight?

You say:
they have ships, say yarr, and go after the booty

He/she says:
see...nothing

He/she says:
ninja will win

You say:
i rest assured

He/she says:
good...

He/she says:
for reference see Ryu Hyabusa

You say:
cool

He/she says:
if you didnt know...character from ninja gaiden series

You say:
oh...

He/she says:
he is full of win
 
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You asked:
How old is pedo bear
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The other user says:
31
You say:
How do you know?!
He/she says:
Why don't you have a seat.
He/she says:
We;ve been monitioring you and pedobear's chat logs.
He/she says:
Do you know who I am?
You say:
No
You say:
Do you know who I am?
He/she says:
I'm Chris hansen with Dateline NBC
You say:
Chris hansing?!
You say:
OMG
You say:
Can I have something to drink
You say:
?
He/she says:
yeah go ahead
You say:
Thanks
You say:
Wait where's the camera crew?
He/she says:
Its just you and me tonight baby
You say:
Oh dear
 
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You asked:
Is Joker305 ever gonna learn how to put a sticker on his car without getting the little bubbles?
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The other user says:
You can get those bubbles out if you use a pin
He/she says:
Or wet the window and apply the decal with a squeegie.
He/she says:
I don't know about this Joker guy though. Maybe he's fucking retarded hm?
You say:
According to SFL he is
He/she says:
If it weren't for people like him, then everyone would laugh at your small mistakes. Be glad for retards.
You say:
Indeed!
You say:
Thank you.
 
why is Eli Porter da best mayne?
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The other user says:
He likes bisexual bridal showers.
He/she says:
Only the best can, mayne.
You say:
omg
You say:
what about the cat on the grill?
 
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00:48:04
What happens when you get scared half-to-death twice?

00:48:18
death gets pissed and bloclks his number

00:48:23
true story

00:48:42
If you run backwards will you gain weight?

00:48:58
no you just trip and look like an idiot

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and i guess stars die or something i dunno..

00:49:15
How can a house burn up when it burns down?

00:49:41
because you were drunk when you lit the fire and now you fell on your head trying to run backwards

00:49:47
If a word in a dictionary is misspelled, how would you know?

00:49:54
i know

00:49:56
i always know

00:50:03
Why is the alphabet in that order?

00:50:11
who said it is?

00:50:16
that guy?

00:50:18
hes dumb

00:50:21
dumb alphabet guy

00:50:25
Why are they called stands when there made for sitting?

00:50:39
stands have gum on them...ewwwww

00:50:47
When cheese gets its picture taken what does it say?

00:50:54
its cheese

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it spoils

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why are you taking pictures of cheese?

00:51:16
then we sould say human

00:51:39
ok... you tell yourself that

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why arnt you?

00:52:19
my camera broken....that one time i got drunk and lit my house on fire because death wouldnt accept my calls anymore...i broke it out of rage

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:(

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If work is so terrific how come they have to pay you to do it?

00:53:01
hey whats better than paying an idiot to make more money for you

00:53:04
pssshhh...a job

00:53:12
Is it possible to have a civil-war?

00:53:13
blasphemy

00:53:31
of course it is..look in the dictionary under c and w..paste em together

00:53:48
Why do you press harder on the remote-control when you know the battery is dead?

00:54:02
because it likes it when i get rough

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oh yeah baby

00:54:13
If its zero degrees tonight, and tomorrow its meant to be twice as cold, how cold will it be?

00:54:26
f*ckin cold

00:54:31
Why is abbreviated such a long word?

00:54:46
w.i.a.s.a.l.w?

00:54:53
Why are buildings called buildings when there finished? Shouldn't they be called builts?

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im homeless...i dunno

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so when i put my box up its a built

00:55:22
weird

00:55:46
Can fat people go skinny-dipping?

00:55:54
i do it all the time

00:55:59
i gots nuudez

00:56:13
Who's cruel idea was it to put a 'S' in 'lisp'?

00:56:25
mine...BWAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!

00:56:34
how do you think i know the dict is right?

00:57:01
i don't

00:57:05
Do you find it unnerving that what doctors do is called 'practice'?

00:57:18
not really

00:57:21
Why do they sterilize needles for lethal injections?

00:57:31
ewwww...dirty death needles

00:58:15
Why is it that when you tell a man there are 400 billion stars he will believe you, but when you tell him there's wet paint he has to touch it?

00:58:30
because science is a religion..

00:58:32
true story

00:58:42
Do you need a silencer when you shoot a mime?

00:59:01
yeah...unless you wanna get but rapped in prison for killing a mime

00:59:09
Why do they announce power shortages on TV?

00:59:36
would you rather them come knocking on your door at 3 am to tell you your powers about to go out

00:59:43
If the #2 pencil the most popular, why is it still #2?

00:59:48
Do tea makers have coffee breaks?

00:59:54
because its the sh*t

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yup

01:00:01
union rules

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If you try to fail and succeed, what have you done?

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failed...hard

01:00:50
there is no win

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What's the speed of dark?

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depends on whos shooting

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If physics can predict lottery numbers, why are they still working?

01:01:42
physics doesnt predict lottery numbers, math does

01:02:12
If you run backwards will you gain weight?

01:02:19
asked me that already

01:02:24
PPWWNNNEEDDDD!!!


If you run backwards will you gain weight?

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i know just jogging your mind

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nothing...just a headache from that backwards face plant

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Can a blind person feel blue?

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yup..this one time at band camp..

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yeah but it looked cool

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there was this guy who got frostbite right..

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and this blind girl in E cabin

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well...heh..heh...what a summer that was

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you fuck a blind chick

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thats fucked up

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dude

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im sure they get horny too

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the junks still operational in the dark

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but their eye are scary

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how many blind people have you seen??

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2.5

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o see

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well

01:06:22
im not hittin the eyes so...

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what if the light came on

01:06:54
dude...who said anything about the dark

01:07:06
you did

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that is true

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but i am drunk..

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and my house just burnt down

01:07:29
gimme abreak

01:08:07
hey

01:08:11
internets ftw
 
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You asked:
Whats the tallest building in the world?
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The other user says:
My cock.
He/she says:
No really, its in the far east
He/she says:
I forget the name though
You say:
lolol


first fucking question and i get this :bigthumbu :laugh:
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taipei 101 or something like that?
 
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You asked:
how do you initiate a drift

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The other user says:
A drift?

He/she says:
I have no fucking clue

You say:
yes a drift, when you drift a car

He/she says:
go down the freeway at 90 mph, put it into neutral
 
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You asked:
how do you start a drift?
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The other user says:
like tokyo drifting shit?
You say:
yes
He/she says:
dont, if you dont know wha your doing your just going to kill yoursef
You say:
lol i was seeing if u know how to
He/she says:
lol I know how to, but if I tell you dont do it cuz you will wreak some shit lol
You say:
lol i am a pro prob better then u
He/she says:
possibly.. I never claimed to be god like
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I just know what Im doing lol
You say:
nice so can u answer my ? or not
He/she says:
yes.. are you doing it on a stick or auto?
You say:
manual...
He/she says:
stick you just rev the piss out of it, then drop the clutch, auto you really shouldnt use, but just pull the hand brake
 
You say:
What's better Asian or Latina?
He/she says:
latina
You say:
RIGHT ON!
He/she says:
:p


You say:
Whats better crack or heroin
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heroin if your going to do hard stuff do it properly
 
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You asked:
should i sell my cressida?
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The other user says:
no, you should sell your troilus instead
You say:
u think so?
You say:
i dont really want to sell my troilus
He/she says:
yes i know what you mean
He/she says:
it would be a shame to separate the two
You say:
or maybe i can add on
You say:
"and then there were three"
He/she says:
cressida can go and find another man
You say:
like that
You say:
how about a woman
He/she says:
I think her and Dido would make a good pair
You say:
i dont like woman...i like pigs
You say:
women*
He/she says:
women are pigs though
He/she says:
just taller
You say:
lmaoooo
You say:
whats a baby pig called?
You say:
pi?
He/she says:
piglet...
You say:
can u eat piglets?
He/she says:
if you want
He/she says:
you can eat anything if you try hard enough
You say:
rocks?
You say:
the
pesident? twin towers?
He/she says:
if you tried hard enough
He/she says:
would have to go back in time to eat the twin towers though, because hulk hogan smashed them
You say:
who would win? hulk hogan or chuck norris?
He/she says:
i would
You say:
who are you?
He/she says:
i am everything, and nothing
You say:
like me?
He/she says:
i am you, and not you
You say:
so when will you stop being me?
You say:
wait...so then who am i?
He/she says:
never and always
He/she says:
you're just you
You say:
so we are the same??
He/she says:
we are the same and different
You say:
different in wat way?
He/she says:
in every way and no way
You say:
no way at all huh?
He/she says:
indeed
You say:
oh yea...one more question...
You say:
when will you\ me die??
He/she says:
you will die in 13 days
He/she says:
i will never die
You say:
im already dead...
You say:
so wat does that make you?
He/she says:
dead and alive
You say:
fuck you dude
You say:
i hate you
He/she says:
cheers
He/she says:
xx
He/she says:
i love you too babe
You say:
=]
You say:
u just made my day
You say:
im sorry for wat i said
He/she says:
i'm glad i could help

WTF!! i love this website...i recomend it to everyone!!!
 
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