He is left-handed. And right-handed.
Bulls flat-out refuse to fight him.
He once taught a German shepherd how to bark in Spanish.
He doesn’t believe in using oven mitts, nor potholders.
It is said the sun comes up later on the 6th, in case his Cinco parties run long.
The Mayans prophecized his birth.
Even lucha libres remove their masks in his presence.
His charisma is visible from space.
Even if he forgets to put postage on his mail, it still gets there.
His reputation is expanding faster than the Universe.
He has been pronounced dead 7 times.
He sleeps with a night light, not because he’s afraid of the dark but the dark is afraid of him.
He once buried a time capsule full of things that haven’t happened yet.
He has been known to cure narcolepsy, just by walking into the room.
His organ donation card, also lists his beard.
He’s a lover, not a fighter. But he’s also a fighter, so don’t get any ideas.
The police often question him, just because they find him interesting.
His beard alone has experienced more than a lesser man’s entire body.
His blood smells like cologne.
He is The Most Interesting Man In The World.