so you think you are a tough guy?

[kwkouki]

How many 5 year-olds could you take on at once?

The specifics:

You are in an enclosed area, roughly the size of a basketball court. There are no foreign objects.

- You are not allowed to touch a wall.

- When you are knocked unconscious, you lose. When they are all knocked unconscious, they lose. Once a kid is knocked unconscious, that kid is "out."

- I (or someone else intent on seeing to it you fail) get to choose the kids from a pool that is twice the size of your magic number. The pool will be 50/50 in terms of gender and will have no discernable abnormalities in terms of demographics, other than they are all healthy Americans.

- The kids receive one day of training from hand-to-hand combat experts who will train them specifically to team up to take down one adult. You will receive one hour of "counter-tactics" training.

- There is no protective padding for any combatant other than the standard-issue cup.

* The kids are motivated enough to not get scared, regardless of the bloodshed. Even the very last one will give it his/her best to take you down.

So what do you say, tough guy?

 

[AgentRice]

i say 30-35 lil bastards

 

[RICKY SILEIGHTY]

Well my three year old already kicks my ***, so i'm not tough at all.

 

[1CLEANS13]

Send Everyone Of Those Little Bastards I'll Teach Them Some Freakin' Disipline.

 

[Pancho]

where do u come up with this stuff???? id say about 50 of them...

 

[side.way.suan]

OMG theres gotta be some great prize for nearly killing more than one 5 year old.

 

[Latino Hibino]

These kids sound mean. I'll say give me 10.

 

[MasterRex]

Ehh... AS many as you can fit in the court? Lets see... a 6'2 200lbs 16y/o.... I just gotta get that cup right... if my **** sticks out the littlest bit, im doomed. :/

 

[Kenrik]

I say about 20, any more and they could easily swarm me. BTW thanks for letting me have a cup!!

 

[SileightyBoi]

bring the jitz on....where do u come up with this stufff?? im caked

 

[yuhtinkyuhslick]

yo ill blaze up everyone of dem lil kids but it would be messed up to fight dem cuz dey so young...that could be one of dem flash videogames that be on dem websites

 

[m4nfred]

let me at em, little bastards......just need the colt and im good

 

[kwkouki]

let me at em, little bastards......just need the colt and im good

ahahahahahahahahaha you crazy ****ing cuban

 

[m4nfred]

wtf, IM NOT CUBAN DAMNIT!@@!@#@!%R#!@RF!

 

[kwkouki]

cuban says what?

 

[MA70witBoost]

how do the kids approach you? If i can atleast get a hold of one 5 year old first (NO FAT KIDS! ) then ill just grab him/her by his/her legs and start swinging him/her around... i should be able to take out a good number of them like this... or fall down and be pwned when i get dizzy from spinning around so much.

let me at em, little bastards......just need the colt and im good

Hey! Mr. Not Cuban! Notice Rule #1 where it says:

There are no foreign objects.

In other words, **** the colt! Just take off your smelly Gym shoes and hold it to their noses till they pass out from the horrible oder!

 

[kakapoopie]

god this is pointless

 

[SileightyBoi]

back to topic folkz!

 

[Pancho]

you guys are homos

 

[kwkouki]

Stay On Topic Asshats And Cubans!