Kwkouki's words of wisdom

[kwkouki]

its my soap its my penis ill wash it as fast as I want to

 

[Becker-Racing]

i concurr....but sometimes u have to use conditioner!

 

[BiG MiKE]

wear goggles

 

[kwkouki]

all of my soulmates have had tits

 

[SAS]

^lmao

 

[e30 gangsta]

lol your inmate told you that i remember that.

 

[kwkouki]

bullets always have the right of way

 

[MiaS13]

bro i totally agree. and may i add
"its only homo if she has a mustache"

 

[kwkouki]

9 out of 10 men prefer women with big breasts. The last one prefers the other 9 guys.

 

[MiaS13]

playing hopscotch in traffic is bad for your health

 

[AKsamuraiS14]

may my ancestors be with me

may ur ancerstors be with u

i have to go take a dumpage

wow, have u checked out the bathroom......its crazy!!!

 

[MiaS13]

if it has an adams apple its no go

 

[kwkouki]

im not a stalker...its called deep love

 

[MiaS13]

i didnt steal it. i borrowed it without the intention of returning it

 

[FlyinFINN]

Smelling milk is like eating dirt.

 

[Michael.Timz]

it's not rape, it's surprise sex!




i want to die peacefully in my sleep like my grandfather, not screaming and crying like the passengers in his car.

 

[side.way.suan]

buwhaha!

 

[Charlie a.k.a. Chuck]

If you can't fit the body in the trunk, cut the legs Off from the hips.

 

[SAS]

If theres grass on the field play ball
if theres no grass on the filed play in the mud

LMAO

 

[AKsamuraiS14]

its sooo hot, milk was a bad choice