Car Wont Start!

[NAKED MIKE]

ok so i finally found the key code got the key cut so the key opens the door it goes and turns perfect in the ingnition but nothing! no beeping noises lights nada ! so please sumone gimme a step by step on how i can trouble shoot this shit im really fukin tired and my parts come in 2 weeks THE SHIT DONT CRANK HELP!! its getting no power

 

[PB&J]

ahhhhhhhhhhhh? your batterys dead!!!!!!!!

 

[slide-ways-for-five-days]

glad you finnaly got the key, now charge the battery.

 

[nfs_emo_fag]

haha we should give him the benifit of doubt about him checking the battery........ i hope

 

[PB&J]

idk about some of the people on the fourm, your never suprised!!!!

 

[slide-ways-for-five-days]

millions of people cant eaven change their own oil.

 

[NAKED MIKE]

yuh i guess i didnt realize how long its been not runnin lol i jumped it and yup its da bat my mechanic skills are mid level i can change oil brakes most suspension mods and all that stuff im electricly clueless for now i basically just cant do electrical or engine like changin belts or an oil pump or sumtin its because ive never had to but im a big enforcer of diy im 18 and broke so i cant afford to waste money on labor besides the only way u learn is to get yo hands dirty

 

[Skidrow]

congradulations geniuse, that should have been your first choice. :laugh:
im a 4ft girl and i knew that.

 

[NAKED MIKE]

lol it was raining i couldnt check anything right away so i just posted this for insurance thanks guys anyway lol